You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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