I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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