we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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