HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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