Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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