Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't deserve a penis
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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