So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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