Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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