Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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