If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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