Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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