I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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