I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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