...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Will you blow on my dice?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
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You smell like stripper and shame
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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