Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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