:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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