When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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