I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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