he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize