I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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