He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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