maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I will be naked everywhere
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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