if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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