Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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