its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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