Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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