i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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