I just pynch a tree in the face
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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