About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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