Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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