I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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