And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Im part way to drunk.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
