I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I need a beard to bite.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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