yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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