In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.