do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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