He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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