Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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