I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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