He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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i drank out of a bidet.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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