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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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