i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Alive.
So much puke
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
