Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sucked dick on a ferry
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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