Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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