Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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