I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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