no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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