He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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