i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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