Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I have aggressive nipples.
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learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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